I Come From Laos

QOTD: “because everybody knows that action oriented independent women munch more carpet then a malfunctioning vacuum cleaner”

I’m in love with Zero Punctuation - the above qoute is from one of his reviews.  Shit talking gamer/critic brit living in AU who talks faster than me.  I know it sounds unbelieveable but it’s true.  If we had kids they would talk so fast there would be a sonic boom and their actual statements would be heard minutes later.