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CSI:Maimi is the worst show on Television.  I was watching A&E in HD last night and the show was on.  I didn’t know what it was because all I saw was pretty Miami.  It was like a Venus Fly Trap.  Look at the pretty flower, so pretty then whammo, David Caruso bit my head off.  My other compliant with the ep besides the wooden characters and shitty dialogue was that the accused killer was a young black man, maybe mid 20’s and his name was Toby.  No black man under the age of 30 will ever be named Toby.  Ever!  If there is a flow chart of baby names broken out by race you will see in 1977 the value of Toby plummeted to zero.  Total crap.  Then of course came the signature ending were Caruso walks into to talk to Toby and takes his sunglasses off in slow mo and then says something crappy and cheesy.  Last nights line was “Toby, at the end of the day, the truth, will set you free.”  GAHH!!  I stabbed a spoon in my ear and all was right again in my world.