a very happy unbirthday to me, to you
my dog just attacked my purse
I don’t know why
but then I realize
there’s a cheeseburger inside
so I ate it
(true story, just happened. ask max.)
my dog just attacked my purse
I don’t know why
but then I realize
there’s a cheeseburger inside
so I ate it
(true story, just happened. ask max.)
Hey, your alive and that’s what counts. At least you didn’t turn 30!
Ack! I can’t believe I forgot to wish you a happy birthday. It was on my calendar and everything. Sorry…
Happy birthday!
yeah, yeah you’re sorry. I think Santa will be late with your presents this year. Maybe showing up around Jan. 2nd instead… who knows